One of those moments when I remember how much of a jerk I am...

Here's a little something I like to call "Past Tense Stream of Consciousness."

So, I'm walking from the art building back to my place, and there's this girl walking in front of me, and I think...

That has got to be the most awkward walk I have ever seen. Wait, ever? Are you sure? (I pause to try and think of anyone else I've seen with a more awkward gait) It's possible...No, I mean, after 19 years of walking on this earth and seeing people...walk, there has got to be someone else I've seen with a more awkward walk. But I'll bet she makes top 10. No, probably 5. Maybe 3. Could she make top 3?

Wait, what am I thinking about? I'm such a jerk...

Then I go on to imagine if there is ever a time when it is appropriate to laugh at a handicapped person (what if their dog takes off with them and their wheelchair? Or takes off and leaves them stranded? What if they're laughing too; surely then it's okay. Unless they're actually crying and you've just mistaken it for laughter...)

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